why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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