She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The adults are the big ones right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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