oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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