I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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