I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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