Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
These tits shall not be calmed
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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