I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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