I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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