I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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