i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.