So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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