i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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