I wannas sexs uuuuu
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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