I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
