based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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