im drinking this country out of the recession.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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