I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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