Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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