It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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