We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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