He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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