I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Randomize
