He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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