Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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