i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Come on in and take your pants off
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