Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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