wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
and you fell through a lawn chair
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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