I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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