She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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