so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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