he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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