Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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