so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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