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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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