If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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