also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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