we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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