i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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