its not stalking. its research.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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