playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So vagazzling was a success
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
