Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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