I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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