put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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