just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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