: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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