life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's get the cat blown out
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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