i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
people are starting to question the shark bite story
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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