If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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