Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We have started to decorate penises.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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