I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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