I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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