Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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