I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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