Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
love makes seman taste better
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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