so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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