no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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