My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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