What a fucking waste of an outfit
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
