I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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